On ancient Egyptian astronomy: " ... why a Sirius calendar? . .
. If Sirius appeared on the horizon at dawn at the same time as the
Nile flood, it was pure coincidence ... this very interest in
Sirius seems rather peculiar because seen from Memphis, Sirius can
be observed only in the early dawn just above the horizon when the
Nile floods begin." (p.64-65)Reader, beware - we're dealing with
one who knows the art of deception! Sirius, he neglects to mention,
is the brightest star in the sky. His claim that Sirius was hardly
visible at all to the Egyptians is simply false. Sirius, in fact,
is visible from anywhere on earth except the extreme North Polar
region, and observers in Egypt see that star higher in the sky than
we do here in the northern United States, where it dominates the
sky on crisp winter evenings.
There is no dark mystery behind the development of the Sirius-
based calendar in Egypt. The priests there noticed a simple
regularity: each year, when that brilliant star first became
visible in the morning sky, the Nile flood began. Does this not
prove that the Egyptians had contact with a race of space
travelers?
On the mysteries of the great Pyramid of Cheops: "is it coincidence
that the area of the base of the pyramid divided by twice its
height gives the celebrated figure Pi = 3.14159?" (p. 77)
Here our slippery trickster has made a claim which is easy enough
to understand, but its refutation requires a higher level of
mathematical sophistication, which is all the better for letting
the deception go unnoticed! Without going into too much detail, let
us observe that the famous number Pi is what is called a
"dimensionless constant": it is a pure number, with which no units
of measure are associated. However, the ratio of an area to height
is not dimensionless, hence such a ratio cannot yield Pi. By
choosing our units carefully, we can obtain the number 3.14159, but
the ratio will not really be Pi, which is independent of any units
of measure. If we measure the same pyramid, Von Daniken style, in
inches, feet, and yards, we will obtain three different ratios.
Choose your own units, and the ratio can be made to equal any
number at all! Von Daniken writes that the pyramid of Cheops "has
inspired hundreds of crazy and untenable theories". Not satisfied
with this collection, he has given us one more.
More evidence of the ancient Visitors: "The Mayas were intelligent;
they had a highly developed culture. They left behind not only a
fabulous calendar but also incredible calculations. They knew the
Venusian year of 584 days. . . " (p.55)
This statement is true-almost. He conveniently forgets to tell us
that this 584 day period is not the true Venusian year, which is
225 days. Instead it is the apparent Venusian cycle as seen by an
earth-based observer, which is precisely what we should expect the
ancient Mayas to record by simply counting days, without any
extraterrestrial insight. On the other hand, if they had recorded
the true Venusian year of 225 days, which implies a knowledge of
the Copernican (sun-centered) system of astronomy, that would have
been a bit more remarkable.
In these few short pages I have scarcely begun a list of the
inaccuracies and half-truths to be found in Chariots of the Gods?.
But a thousand-page refutation of a hundred-page book would hardly
make good reading. Sensationalist theories have always attracted
more readers than refutations of the same.
Enough of Von Daniken's claims have, however, been examined to
reveal his method of operations: to dazzle the reader with a
skillful blend of half-truths (as well as quarter and eighth-
truths, too). Looking into his past, (Ref: New York Times Book
Review), we should not be too surprised to find that his rather
broad criterion of truthfulness has, at times, brought him into
conflict with the law. A court in his native Switzerland found Von
Daniken guilty of embezzlement, forgery, and fraud, sentencing him
to three and a half years in prison. While operating a Swiss hotel.
it seems he fraudulently obtained money by misrepresenting his
financial assets, this experience in deception later proving
invaluable in his literary career. It was during this stay as a
guest of the Swiss government that he wrote his second book, Gods
from Outer Space, now also a best seller.
Once a liar, however, does not infallibly prove him always a liar.
However much this charlatanism may hurt one's credibility, it never
destroys it completely. (The followers of famous psychics are never
shaken when their leader is caught cheating: they only cheat on bad
days!) Von Daniken's theories of Ancient UFO contactees are indeed
no more implausible than their latter- day counterparts. In fact,
we have in support of these theories one bona fide, highly reliable
eyewitness who saw these creatures disembark who can now describe
it: none other than Erich Von Daniken himself! In an exclusive
interview with the National Enquirer, Von Daniken tells of his
experiences in Point Aleph, "a sort of fourth dimension'" where
time doesn't exist. He revealed how he can now leave his body at
will, transcending all concepts of space and time. "I know that
astronauts visited the earth in ancient times", he confides,
because "I was there when the astronauts arrived. And I know
they'll be back." Unfortunately for us, he can't say exactly when,
since "time doesn't exist in Point Aleph."
"I even know what will happen after death". We're all ears. "l will
become part of this huge never-to-be-destroyed ball of energy that
keeps and remembers every last tiny thing that has ever happened on
this planet. Everybody will join me there eventually and at least
they'll know then that I was right". Save a place for me right in
the middle of that big old ball, Erich, because I'm going to be one
of the hardest to convince.