Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining
sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius (Aloy)
Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable
becaws, same like when you dig
your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy
sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When
you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when
they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk
along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
!
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot
have sex when she is having her
menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose
bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't
like wearing condoms when they are
making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your
nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried
out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain,
use your blainnnnn ......... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang,
you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in
Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
ah !!!
