Good evening, this is DP reporting from Bukit Panjang Express.
First the main news, while having an afternoon nap today, DP was
awake by a call from a resident. The conversations are as
follow:
Resident (R): Hello, is this the number to call for any latest news
in BP?
DP: (Yawn) Yes, correct, whats the news?
R: I
I
. saw a buaya in the LRT today.
DP: Err
you mean a buaya as in term of a person?
R: Yes, yes
He is about 30 40 years old, wearing a cap and
carrying a haversack.
DP: So what exactly happened?
R: Okay, this buaya, at first he was talking on the phone, sounds
like he is teacher or private tutor, not very sure. Then hor this
secondary school girl sat opposite him. He began to eye her on and
off. Then he like wants to buaya her like that, asked her, which
school she is from. The girl like very shy said XXX sec school lor.
He then said she very pretty leh, looks like japanese girl, very
cute. The girl blushed like very shy like that didnt know how to
answer him. He then asked some questions, cant hear properly, the
girl like shy shy, dared not look at him.
DP: Interesting
.
R: Not over yet. Then the girl alight at one of the station and the
buaya followed her out. He then pretend pretends, ah, you also live
here is it? Then they disappeared downstairs liao.
DP: Hmm
why are you telling me this?
R: So that, you can warn the rest to beware of that buaya
mah.
DP: Oic. Good for you, I will post in the forum tonight. Hope that
the girl is okay.
R: Yeah lor, yeah lor. Hope she is fine.
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Okay folks, that was the main news for today! If people said that
you are cute or looks like Japanese actress please do not be too
happy. He may be a sex manic which watches too many Japanese AV
liao.
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Now for the other news, DP was buying lunch at Senja Grand today.
Suddenly someone called out his name, he turned around and see a
pretty lady. Er
you are? (As usual DP cannot remember names) I
am XXX, you secondary school friend, remember me? Oh, yes, you
are XXX, it has been so long! You live around here? Yup, I just
move to Blk 625, what about you, which is your blk?, etc
.
DP is very happy today because he met a secondary school friend.
