*grabs abnn by the hand and looks her deep deep in the eyes and
rubs her 'scratched and torn' part with a Zambuk*

ZAMBUK! This ointment has been made for decades and loved by
generations for its amazing healing powers. Keep in the medicine
chest to help relieve skin irritations, cuts, sores, bruises,
strains and sprains, chilblains, insect bites and stings etc. etc.
Invaluable for travelling.
Get one at your local supermarkets or pharmacies WORLDWIDE!