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CARTOON: He-Man
LESSON: Its OK to be gay.
Look at this guy: golden locks cut in a tasteful bob, buff biceps,
tanned, toned, hairless torso, a magic sword and most importantly,
fabulous powers. Whats more, He-Man invites his handsome friends,
the Masters of the Universe, to come hang out in his castle
anytime. Of course Skeletor and his fugly cohorts are never allowed
access to the secrets of He-Mans dark, dry palace.
Yes, we had He-Man toys, like Ram-Man, Trap-Jaw and even Castle
Grayskull. We also had a favorite pair of tighty whiteys that had
He-Man on one cheek and Skeletor on the other, battling over our
asshole. But did merely owning and wearing that underwear make us
gay?
How it affected us as adults: As regards the above question, its a
very complex matter, but in a word: yes. (For more on depictions of
homosexuality in '80s cartoons, please see Care Bears.)
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