heard this joke on 933 yesterday evening....
ah liang likes to go for massages.. so one day, he went to a
massage. The masseur is a pretty lady with a very good figure..
after a while.. the masseur asked ah liang "Sir, do you want to see
my calfs?" Ah liang thought.. why not?
The masseur said "$50".. ah liang agreed.. so the masseur let him
see her calves.
After a while, the massuer asked again "Sir.. do you want to see my
legs for $100?" Ah liang was very happy.. he agreed.. so he paid
and got to see the masseur's legs..
After that.. the massuer asked.. "Sir, do you want to see the place
where I have babies?" Ah liang was very excited.. he asked for the
price.. $200.. he agreed to pay..
After paying, the massuer went to the window, opened the curtain
and said "Sir, please take a look. Opposite is KK hospital where I
had my baby.."
