Originally posted by Mospeada:
[b]Job
Responsibilities
The responsibilities of ah meltz's boyfriend include, but not
limited to:
· Pick-up and send ah meltz to any destinations of her wish -- Ez
Job
· Regularly ensure she is well fed with Black Pepper Beef Rice from
the Ceentury Square in Tampines -- Abit Hard ( Cos I dun Eat Gu
Bak)
· Regularly ensure that her wallet and bank accounts is topped up
-- Ez Job
· Ensure her time is fully occupied so that she wun come online and
shout sianz -- Abit Hard ( Cos I sometime oso will come in and
shout sianz )
Requirements
1. MUST BE RICH -- Confirm
2. Must have relevant experience in a similar capacity. --
???
3. Good entertainment knowledge & experience in preparing Black
Pepper Beef Rice. -- Can't Do It.
4. Excellent planning and organization ability. Able to kill her
boredom all day long. -- Ez Job
5. Possess a proven track record -- Huh?
6. Position will be required to work a varied schedule that may
include evenings, nights, and week-ends -- No Problem
7. Psyco and Tiko need not apply -- Definetly not.
Candidates who are interested to apply, kindly drop ur resume here
in this thread...
We regret
only shortlisted candidates will be
notified.
ELIMINATED
1. [email protected]
2. Bontakun
3. FBI
4. FightinForLove
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