StarPuppy SG " I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. " - Anonymous
StarPuppy SG Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. - Anonymous
StarPuppy SG " We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. " - Anonymous
StarPuppy SG " Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. " - David Pratt
StarPuppy SG Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. - Anonymous
StarPuppy SG " Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. " - Helen Rowland
StarPuppy SG An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
StarPuppy SG A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. - Sidney Goff glug...glug
StarPuppy SG " Immature love says: ""I love you because I need you."" Mature love says: ""I need you because I love you."" " - Erich Fromm
StarPuppy SG " Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. " - Irwin Corey
