UPDATE
alexkusu was spotted streaking at the San Marino Grand Prix on
Sunday. He was wearing nothing but a pair of roller-skates, and
held tenaciously for 20 laps onto a rope attached to the back of
Felipe Massa's car, which lost some of its speed after his first
pitstop as a result. Trackside spectators claim he scratched his
family jewels frequently, but experts speculate that he was
probably trying to protect them from hot exhaust gases.
