i think this suit me rather well....
"When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
Smile! You're on Candid Camera! With a hocus pocus, you're in
focus, it's your lucky day. Smile! You're on Candid Camera. It's
fun to laugh at yourself, it's a tonic tried and true. It's fun to
look at yourself as other people do. Where's your sense of humor?
There's a rumor laughter's on its way. Smile! You're on Candid
Camera!"
Instead of Candid Camera, i shall replace with Great Discovery
Series.... 
