Joke
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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops
- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally
well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.
Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the
ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
and sat down at the back.
Oh, did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and
basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big
John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing
happened, Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay,
and sat down.
And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated
on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John
was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the
summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really
good about himself.
So the following Monday, when Big John got on the bus and said,
"Big John doesn't pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the
passenger, and screamed, "And why not?!?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has
a bus pass..."
