Something Nice... Something
Fun... Something Funny To share.... 
The Three Little
Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and
took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the
first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little
piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for
dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said
the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little
piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter aproached
the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the
first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little
piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little
piggy,"
but why have you only ordered beer all
evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for
this....
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee,
wee, wee, all the way home!
