Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When
they get there, St. Peter says, "We
only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible
not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid
them, the first woman accidentally
steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter
chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with this
ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same punishment as the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without
stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter
comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with
good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a
word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you
for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well,
I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Moral of the story: B4 u comment on others, pls. take a good look
at yourself first!!!
