13 WAYS TO GET A WITCH MAD AT YOU!

OCEANOS SG · 2003-11-09T00:13:46+00:00

Merry Meet Dear En', I do see your points in your post! Historically absolutely correct, well i am very open to all religions! Everyone on this realm do hav...

OCEANOS SG

Here is another follow up to the previous Topic which i find it rather Humorous too.......

13 WAYS TO GET A WITCH MAD AT YOU!

1. ASK IF THEY ARE SATAN WORSHIPPERS.

2. RAID THEIR HERB SUPPLY TO SEASON YOUR STEW.

3. REARRANGE THEIR ALTAR.

4. PICK UP THEIR CRYSTALS TO GET A CLOSER LOOK.

5. BUILD LITTLE HOUSES WITH THEIR RUNES.

6. SHARPEN THEIR ATHAME.

7. TRY ON THEIR JEWELRY.

8. PLAY POKER WITH THEIR TAROT CARDS.

9. UNTIE THE KNOTS IN THEIR CORDS.

10. DEBATE WITH THEM ABOUT TRUE RELIGION.

11. BLOW OUT THEIR CANDLES.

12. SEE HOW FAR THEIR CRYSTAL BALL WILL ROLL.

13. MAKE JELL-O IN THEIR CAULDRON.

Razz

NeonTetra SG

14. TELL THEM THAT HELL IS THEOR INHERITANCE IF THEY REFUSE TO REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS

OCEANOS SG

Merry meet again Neon Tetra,

Hell exist only in those who do not have faith, who do not view things with an open heart! Remember the Door of heaven is always open to those who believe in HIM so is the Gate of hell is also open to those who has shaken their belief in HIM into believing the existence of the LATTER who's name raise Hell...... So its your choice on what you choose to make... Light & Dark must co-exist so there will be a balance in All.........Universal Law
kakaka

Blessed Be,
Oceanos

zacken99 SG

STOP DEGRADING JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zacken99 SG

OCEANOS SG

Thanks Brother Zacken......

NeonTetra SG

I didnt degrade..i am exalting. The only name under heaven by which men can be saved is the name of Jesus.

I know it sounds offensive...truth are hurting at times. but there is still hope Very Happy

wuming78 SG

watch charmed! Very Happy

OCEANOS SG

Hello my dear friend,

Don't be so defensive......this tread is just meant for fun as i find it funny...... There is One God in every man.........if you open your heart & let HIM in.......you will be saved.......Go to Heaven & live forever.....

That One God in every man comes in Different Forms to different people, so if you just have FAITH in HIM that is enough already! Everythings in Life is but a Mirage...... just a passing Clouds......set upon us by HIM to give us trial to see if we are worthy!

Blessed Be,
Oceanos

sillyme SG

no bday cakes?

OCEANOS SG

Hee hee What cakes do you like?

sillyme SG

Originally posted by OCEANOS:

[b]Hee hee What cakes do you like? [/b]

haha.. no need lah..

OCEANOS SG

So hows your day? its a quiet morning........office not much ppl or calls coz its Friday.......hahaha

sillyme SG

Originally posted by OCEANOS:

[b]So hows your day? its a quiet morning........office not much ppl or calls coz its Friday.......hahaha [/b]

quiet day too Smile
u take calls for work?

OCEANOS SG

No lah.......just clients usually call in the morning to make queries about their stuffs or confirmed certain details! I am doing Sales & Admin work in Printing Industry! Btw saw your post on "Love Thy Neighbour as Thyselves".......Maybe you should ask Brother NeonTetra to read a few times more to ponder over it.......

sillyme SG

Originally posted by OCEANOS:

[b]No lah.......just clients usually call in the morning to make queries about their stuffs or confirmed certain details! I am doing Sales & Admin work in Printing Industry! Btw saw your post on "Love Thy Neighbour as Thyselves".......Maybe you should ask Brother NeonTetra to read a few times more to ponder over it.......

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thanks for visiting my forum Smile
walking with Christ is a personal thing, though we need reminders and encouragement from time to time.. we all love Christ in a different way and we all love ourselves in different ways too Smile
sometimes we know what is right, but we don't do it the right way.. and maybe our actions overshadow the intentions one way or another..

OCEANOS SG

You are most welcome.......

yeah very true....All religions teaches mankind to be good........be kind & humble to all.......None of it will preach evil.....Everyday in life is a blessing.....in a way we are learning in all aspects of our life through our own ways & own's cognitions.........Therefore Unconditional Love is the most vibrant & regenerating energy that we all need! Love Thyself before others......And invite blessings into our life!

sillyme SG

Originally posted by OCEANOS:

[b]You are most welcome.......

yeah very true....All religions teaches mankind to be good........be kind & humble to all.......None of it will preach evil.....Everyday in life is a blessing.....in a way we are learning in all aspects of our life through our own ways & own's cognitions.........Therefore Unconditional Love is the most vibrant & regenerating energy that we all need! Love Thyself before others......And invite blessings into our life![/b]

not all.. cults are religion too Razz

OCEANOS SG

yeah the babes are hot........

En' SG

Exalting his name...? You gotta be kidding. Surely Jesus taught you some manners! No sense damning people from other religions to hell!!!

I mean... I like Jesus and think he's a pretty nice guy and a pretty good healer. In fact, I'll also admit that I believe he is a "messenger" from god and had a purpose here. Still, it doesn't mean that as his "disciple", you do not have to respect other peoples' belief!

Especially since paganism is pre-christianity. Respect for the elders, anyone?