A few lovely quotes about religion and god.
1.Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
2.There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into
Buildings
3.“Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”
God.
4.If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop
Up?
5.He’s Dead. It’s Been 2,000 years. He’s Not Coming Back. Get
OVER It Already!
6.All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed,
imagination, and poetry. ~ Edgar Allen Poe.
Viva La Evolución!
7.If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent
Logic?
8.Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
9.If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible
too?
10.JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
11.Praying is like a rocking chair-- it'll give you something to
do, but it won't get you anywhere
12.When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called
insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called
Religion.
13.Everything is more or less organized matter. To think so is
against religion, but I think so just the same. When did I realize
I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was
talking to myself
14. ....In the beginning... MAN CREATED GOD.
15.“Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the
introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined,
and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward
uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half
of the world fools and the other half hypocrites.”
16. Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time.
Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an
invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten
specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of
these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and
fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and
suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves
you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money
17.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to
fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he
will die praying for a fish.
Sources:
http://wwjv4.com/politics/friday-funny-top-50-athiest-sayings-171
http://www.booksie.com/humor/miscellaneous/city_of_evil_/funny-atheist-quotes-bumper-stickers
Thanks for the entertainment. Now if you would be so kind as to
provide arguments for or against the existence of God? Those quips
and quotes are not arguments.