Professor: Have anyone of you here ever see God?
His students: No
Professor: Have anyone of you here ever touch God?
His students: No
Professor: Have anyone of you here ever feel God?
His students: No
Professor: So my conclusion is that there is no such thing as
God.
Than 1 of his christian student stood up and ask.
Christian student: Have anyone of you here ever see the
professor's brain?
The rest of students: No
Christian student: Have anyone of you here ever touch the
professor's brain?
The rest of students: No
Christian student: Have anyone of you here ever feel the
profeessor's brain?
The rest of students: No
Christian student: So my conclusion is that the professor has no
brain!
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I am sure most of us here have heard about this very lame joke
that the christians use to argue that their God exists. But most of
us here have not heard the 2nd part of this joke which the
christians purpose omitt it.
I shall now reveal to you part 2 of this very lame joke!
Now, another student call Joanne stood up and ask.
Joanne: Have science proven that everybody including our
professor have a brain?
The rest of students: Yes
Joanne: Have science proven that God really exists?
The rest of students: No
Joanne: Have science proven that heaven and hell really
exists?
The rest of students: No
Joanne: Have science proven that christanity is the only true
religion?
The rest of students: No
Joanne: Do all of you here believe that this christian student
who just talked a whole lot of crap is the 1 that really have no
brains and is a stupid idiot?
The rest of students: Yes
Joanne: Thus, my conclusion is that this christian student has
no brains and is a stupid idiot!