go read the quotes in the bible and you'll find all these
absurdity...........
Just reading the quotes out of the Bible itself without
understanding is already an absurd behavior.
You need to understand what the Bible is talking about
first.
I believe it's the same for all religious scriptures, just
reading and quoting it without understanding is an absurd
behaviour.
I don't encourage anyone to do that, unless they themselves
are already an absurd person in real life or in sgforums. 
Thank your GOD that I was gentle with my cane.