From EXODUS......................enjoy............
### The Israelite population went from 70 or 75 to several
million in a few hundred years..............were the Israelites
actually rabbits in disguise.............??? 1:5,7,
12:37,
38:26
### The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to
that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd
millennium BCE. (BBC:
The tale of the basket) 2:3
### God decides to kill Moses because his son had not been
circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his wife Zipporah did it for him
and God let Moses live........................ This story shows the
importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26
( if God hates foreskin so much...........why the hell did the
old fool create foreskins in the first place ???!!! )
### God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder
of little children............. the old
psychopath...........10:2
### God tells the Israelites to smear some blood on their
doors so when he's killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to
kill their children too............... the old psychopath is
getting senile.... 12:7,
13
### Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can
see God and live. 19:21
### Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he
does permit a peek at his "back parts."..........God is showing his
butt.........!!! 33:23
###***### "And the Lord repented of the evil which
he though to do unto his people.".................. But how could a
good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14