FROM
www.skepticsannotatedbible.com.........................
GENESIS....................
### God creates light and separates light from darkness,
and day from night, on the first day.............. Yet he didn't
make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the
fourth day (1:14-19).
1:3-5
### Plants are made on the third day.................
before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes
(1:14-19).
1:11
### Cain is worried after killing Abel and says, "Every
one who finds me shall slay me."........... This is a strange
concern since there were only two other humans alive at the time --
his parents! 4:14
### God decides to kill all living things because the
human imagination is evil............ Later (8:21),
after he kills everything, he promises never to do it again because
the human imagination is evil. 6:5
***** Noah is told to make an ark that is 450 feet
long............a little too small for so many animals, don't you
think? 6:14-15
***** Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry
land just seven days after the Flood, the dove returns with an
olive leaf................... But how could an olive tree survive
the flood? 8:8-11
### Abraham feeds God and three angels................even
God and angels go hungry???!!! 18:1-4
### Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The
daughters got their father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with
him, and each bears a son!!!................. Just another
wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38
more to come.......................enjoy a good laugh in the
meantime.................