Following the recent caes of Pastor Rony Tan, Pastor Mark Ng and
Pastor Kong Hee creating havoc in our country, I suggest the
government should pass these new laws in order to make sure
christians will behave themself
1. Pastors salary are to be capped at maximum $2k. All other
church workers salary to be capped at maximum $1.5k
2. All Pastors have to attent courses on other religions such as
buddhism, taoism etc and pass the course so they do not anyhow
insult other religion.
3. Any Pastors or Christians caught insulting other religions
will be punished by having their tongue chopped off.
4. All christians have to serve at least 50 hours of community
service a month while Pastors have to serve 150 hours a month.
5. Pastors are not allowed to have any properties. All
properties of the Pastors are to be donated to charity. Pastors are
required to sleep in the church. Pastors are allowed to have a
maximum $10k in their bank account. Any excess money are to be
donated to charity.
6. All christian guys NS are to be extended from 2 years to 3
years and they are to serve as commandos. Those weaklings who are
PES C and E can be excused from being commando but their NS will be
extended to 4 years.
7. All christians are not allowed to apply for scholarship,
financial assistant etc. If they need money they shoud get it from
the church.
