Hi everybody.
I am a christian who will be running for the next election.
Vote for me and I promise you that this is what I will do for
you if I win the election:
1. Abolish NS.
There is no need for NS to protect our country. We believe in an
all mighty God who will send down Angels to exterminate anybody who
dare to wage war against us. Alternatively, when there is a war, I
can also spilt the red sea into half to kill all the enemies just
like what Moses did before.
Moreover, we christians are peace loving people and we should
not use dangerous weapons such as guns.
2. Increase income tax to 10% a month.
This is actually in accordance with the guidelines in the bible.
We need to pay 10% income tax a month and God will bless us with
more money.
3. Ban all other religions and everybody in the country should
become a christian. Anybody who refuse to do so will be jailed.
This is also in accordance with the guideline set in the bible.
1 of the 10 commandments say that we should not worship idols.
4. Nobody is allowed to work on sunday.
This is also in accordance with the guideline setup by the bible
which says that sunday is suppose to be the day that we worship
God.
5. Abolish all hospitals and clinics in singapore.
We don't need all these rubbish doctors, medicines etc because
we believe in an all mighty God. All we need to do is just to pray
to God and he will heal all our illness.
6. Kick all foreigners out of singapore.
We do not need foreigners to provide cheap labour or compensate
for the lack of manpower in singapore anymore.
We can simply ask God to send down his Angels to work for us for
free.
7. Abolish all maternity leave benefits in the workplace.
There is no need for women to give birth anymore.
All we need to do is to pray to our mighty God and he will drop
down babies from heaven to us.
8. Abolish all rubbish subjects such as geography, history,
science etc in school.
We do not need to learn all these rubbish subjects in school
anymore.
We just need to study the bible in school can already. The bible
will be the 1 and only textbook that we use in school.
Please vote for me in the next election in order for me to be
able to fulfil all these promises to you.
Thank you