Oh, God, Let us have this daily prayer and our daily bread
Dear Almighty God, Please bless those nations in Europe who are
having a nuclear war now, If you don't, the girls here in Singapore
will be saddened when they find out their boyfriends from that
continent actually mutated due to radiation and made their anus
look ''vulva''. Please, bless them and save them from this horror.
Imagine when the guys have asses so big after all that fisting that
girls no longer want to give them blowjobs. That will be horrible-
Bless us with your divine mercy,
Dear almighty God, Amen. Halleluiah~