Get ready to be blown away by the reasoning!!
For a sample,
quote:
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ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in FSM! I DO believe in FSM! I do I do I do I DO
believe in FSM!
(2) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(2) This is just what Yaweh intended.
(3) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
(1) FSM is everywhere.
(2) We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there.
(3) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM THE BOOK
(1) The Book says the Book is true.
(2) Therefore the Book is true.
(3) The Book says FSM exists.
(4) Therefore, FSM exist.
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THE INEVITABLE ARGUMENT FROM HOMER SIMPSON
(1) Doh!
(2) Therefore, FSM exists.
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