You are a Christian, or a Hindu, or a Muslim, or a Jain, or a
Sikh, or a Bahai, a Buddhist, a Taoist, a Zoroastrian, a Mormon, a
Jew, a Pharasite, a Sad-u-see, an Ebonite, a Whatever, only on this
side.
On the other side, it does not matter what you were.
"Well, you are finally here, lets see how you did?
hmmm....... hmmm.... below average.
Quite common. You were full of yourself.
Don't worry, not too bad, go over there with the chaff."
"But.. but Lord, I was a a ...."
"Sorry, no automatic admissions."
Its your sincere sense of humanity that counts.