A Christian Joke A Day Project

laoda99 SG

Why did God make man b4 he made woman?

Ans: Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Icemoon SG

huh .. dun get it leh

vince69 SG

No lah... because, so that Woman will always get the last word in any argument. Rolling Eyes Wink

laurence82 SG

Qian bian wen da ti, from Reader's Digest

What must we do before we are forgiven for our sins?

vince69 SG

Phyically (with men), make resitution to the injured/offended party ... etc (this is for the person offended to maybe forgive you or he/she may not forgive also)

Spiritually (with God), nothing, whatever is required to be done, Christ had already done it perfectly, so there is no need to add anymore.

hey Ah Lau, your question too general liao...

laurence82 SG

Hello earth to vince, earth to vince

you know what is qian bian wen da ti or not?

^spidee^ SG

We must first sin?

vince69 SG

You know the title is call a Joke or not?... Laughing

laurence82 SG

nabei

spidee, why must u spoil the fun?

Mad

^spidee^ SG

What did I do? Confused

laurence82 SG

You got the answer lar

>.<

^spidee^ SG

Oh, you were waiting for Vince to get the right answer is it? Paiseh.. Razz

MohamedF SG

I tot Christians believe in the original sin from Adam so the first step is already auto created....

vince69 SG

you are so correct, meaning the first step (according to Christians) is to be born (unless one is to consider a baby has life of its own at conception instead).
Rolling Eyes

but then, this will lead to a too serious subject... Laughing

laurence82 SG

*me bang head against the wall*

Me go scour RD for more Christian jokes

MohamedF SG

This joke sooooo doesn't belong here, but I'm gonna put it in anyway coz its funny....

Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

vince69 SG

Here is a very outdated one.
What is the difference (Hint: in people's behaviour) between a bus and a traditional church?
Idea
answer to be posted in 15mins...

MohamedF SG

People tend to pray more on a bus, especially when someone says "we're gonna crash....."

MohamedF SG

Speaking of buses.....

Bus 452 was filled with the most ugliest people in the world. Then suddenly the bus swerves and is on a collision course with a tree. Everyone is going to die but a split second b4 they did, god appears and says b4 thy perish, you may have one last wish.

The guy on the front row says, if I'm gonna die, I'll like to die handsome. As so he becomes dashing. The woman next to him says, my family knows I want an open cascet funeral so I'll like to be beautiful. And just like that, she became beautiful....

One by one, in the the bus everyone is becoming handsome and beautiful. Finally, the wish reaches the guy at the back of the bus. The guy laughed loudly, "HAHAHAHAHAHA.... you fools. I wish that everyone was back the way they were."........... The End

Moral of the story: There is always that one guy........

vince69 SG

haha... this is a good one...

actually here is the joke (very old one)
a pastor was talking to a bus driver, the bus driver was complaining that her was having trouble getting people to move to the rear of the bus.
the pastor then lament that he on the other hand is having trouble getting people to move to seats at the front rows.