A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they
only know how to
say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want
to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do
have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my
house and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I
have taught to pray
and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your
parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots
will learn to
pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots
to the priest's
house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying
in their cage. The lady puts her female talking
parrots in with the
male talking parrots, and the female parrots
say, "Hi, we're prostitutes!
Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot
and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been
answered!!"
