http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0103/bibleviolence.html
Freehold Iowa - Liberals are screaming bloody murder again over
the accidental death of a Landover Baptist child whose sweet
innocent faith in Scripture sent him home to Jesus with
third-degree burns after attempting to re-enact a scene he had read
in the Bible where God kept three people alive in a furnace to
impress a king a few thousand years ago.
"This child's faith in God and his untimely death should be a cause
for rejoicing, not dismay!" yelled Pastor Deacon Fred from the
pulpit on Sunday morning. "Through little Billy's example, other
children will want to pick up the Bible and read true stories!
Re-enacting a true story from the Bible is a whole lot different
than re-enacting something from a fictional cartoon! Our children
are acting by faith on the true facts in God's Holy Word and if
Jesus decides to melt the skin off a few of them each year for
doing so, well - it's not for us to question! In my opinion, little
Billy died a regal death, worthy of any king or martyr for Christ.
At least our Christian parents don't have to run around trying to
explain to people why their children can't tell the difference
between fact and fiction! Our kids are reading the Bible! They are
not watching Bugs Bunny swinging around from a noose while eating
carrots! How outrageous!
Early last week, Pastor Deacon Fred urged a well known liberal
newspaper in Washington DC to reconsider running an article where
they attack Christians and suggest that a Parental Advisory label
be placed on the Holy Bible. "Our Christian children here at
Landover Baptist should be praised for being able to pick up a book
and read at age 10, much less even know how to write a sentence! It
amazes me how liberals try to hide their jealousy just because a
conservative child might be smarter than their kid! We don't need
some Jewish lawyer telling our Christian families how to raise
their children. We are doing just fine on our own, thank you very
much! I just can't understand why people keep listening to these
homo-loving, jackasses in big cities who don't even have kids of
their own! It's like going to a Catholic priest for marital
counseling! It just doesn't make any sense!
