By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of
working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending
so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has
to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss
that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and
she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work
for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals
herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.
" Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek. "OOPS, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this
one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear !"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
grief and her pride.! "
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they
carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile
when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry
when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for
what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take
"no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor
with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally.They cry when
their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They
are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts
break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family
member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours. They'll drive, fly,
walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The
heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring
joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give
moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things
to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET
THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to
remind them just how amazing they are ... also to some men to
remind them to appreciate the women they have !!