Funny email I had received :
-· The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
· Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
· Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
· Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens
in every country, son.
· Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married; and then it was too late."
· A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
· After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I
was in love and didn't notice."
· When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
· Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
· There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage and after marriage
· A man will forget every word a woman says. A woman will remember
every word a man didn't say.
· "Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors
go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the
refrigerator."
· "Q: Why do men usually die before their wives ? Because they want
to."
· "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person."
· "Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring,
and the suffering."
· Marriage is an institution
Marriage is love
Love is blind
Therefore: Marriage is an institution for the blind
I married Miss Right... Then i found out first name was
'Always'
