I'm gonna station torch lights at every corner in the house,
like, in front of the computer, in the kitchen, by the sofa, in the
bathroom, by my piano... 
When my mom returned from the NDP preview with those goodies, I was
telling her the flashlights would come in handy... "mom, i'm sure
it'll be useful. expect more blackouts to come."
really should've kept my mouth shut. 