Heaven or Hell?
trust me. the last sentence is damm true!! 
One day while walking down the street a highly successful
Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she
was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it
seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never
once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far, and we're not
really sure what to do with you
"No worries, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to
do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in
Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to
spend an eternity in."
"Actually,I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven"
,said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in a lift and it went
down-down-down to Hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a
country club and in front of her were all her fellow executive
friends that she had worked with, and they were well dressed in
evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on
both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an
excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where
she
enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda
cute)and she had a great time laughing at jokes and dancing. She
was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to
leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on
the lift.
The lift went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and
playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she
knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven.
Now you must choose your eternity". The woman paused for a second
and then replied,
"Well, I never thought I would say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great, but I had a better time
in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the lift and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the lift opened she found herself standing in
a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw that her
f! riends were dressed in rags and picking up garbage and putting
it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and
a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great
time. Now all there is a wasteland and all my friends look
miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting
you, today.....you're staff"
Moral of this story : Never believe what you
see/hear in the company during recruitment or what they promised
you....
