March in into the interview room like a real soldier.
Then shout "Good morning, Sirs. Permission to sit down on chair,
Sirs!".
Tell the interviewers that you love to chiong sua at Bukit Timah
Hill with full combat load and gears of 40kg.
Tell them you love to eat combat rations for weeks and hike
several kilometres to reach objectives, then later continue
missions after missions to destroy the enemies.
Tell them you love to carry rifle to work everyday instead of a
plain office bag/ briefcase.
Tell them you love the country so much that you will willing to
die for her in defending and protecting the country.
Tell them you are operationally ready for war, anytime at the
moment the buttion is pressed.