If
i were a farmer’s son and if i were to
marry,
I
would marry a farmer’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can dig and i can dig, we can dig together.
In the middle of the night digging one
another!
If i were a
Fisherman’s son and if i were to marry,
I would marry a fisherman’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can hook and i can hook, we can hook
together.
In the middle of the night, hooking one
another!
If i were a vampire’s son and if i were to
marry,
I would marry a vampire’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can suck and i can suck, we can suck
together.
In the middle of the night, sucking one
another!
If i were a carpenter’s son and if i were to
marry,
I would marry a carpenter’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can screw and i can screw, we can screw
together.
In the middle of the night, screwing one
another!
If i were an ice-cream man’s son and if i were to
marry,
I would marry an ice-cream man’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can lick and i can lick, we can lick
together.
In the middle of the night, licking one
another!
If i were a policeman’s son and if i were to
marry,
I would marry a policeman’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can shoot and i can shoot, we can shoot
together.
In the middle of the night, shooting one
another!
If
i were a teacher’s son and if i were to
marry,
I would
marry a teacher’s daughter more than anybody!
WHY? ‘Cause she can teach and i can teach, we can teach
together.
In the middle of the night, teaching one
another!
( guys pls help me on this
song...i need the song title. because this is my dad's favourite,
he is hunting for it many years...but finally i got the complete
Lyrics. but i dunno the song title...or if u guys can tell me
where to find the complete MP3 of it will b nice n
helpful for me....please)