reminds me of a bmt platoon mate 9 yrs back
one day after a chin-up session, he suddenly bent down clutching
his tummy, face turned pale. cant even talk properly
we all panic and he was rushed to changi hospital from
tekong.
the doc there cut him up and realised that he was full
of shit! he few days never pai sai liao.
damn funny back then...
hmm. your choice of expression is very funny.