so i had a date with tarzan
the most exciting part is his 人鱼线
>slurpzzz<
and how he can be sprinting through the woods and everything but
not a single drop of sweat
and i wanna know the sponsor of his pants
he fought with gorillas, get thrown around, roll on the jungle
floor.......... but the pants still looks so brand new....... not a
stain. not creased. not torn. (like james bond's)