Women's interpretation of Army

thickskin23 SG

I was having lunch with a few of my female superiors and we start to talk about army. One of the superiors says Guy are very lucky to be in army, below are the points they give.

1. One of the girls says guys can get extra $400 per year by getting gold for IPPT, she says IPPT is so easy to pass and get increments. Seriously no matter how hard i train i can only get silver so i guess i am really lousy which is true.

2. A female superior says doing guard duty is easy as it is just walking around and somemore can lose weight by walking. (Well they dun know turn outs, stand to positions and riot drills and not to mention bad D.O.)

3. This one is hilarious, i was getting a deferment for one of my exam as one of my exam clash with my ICT ( i am a part time student). One superior said " so nice, you can bring your text book with you to outfield to revise and you can study inside the tent."

rlsh07 SG

but women definitely dun want to go army though

corebooster SG

i think they missed out the following items.

everytime u leave the country, u need to call 1800 ENS NSNS to notify.

u may be called for ICT anytime in de year.

12 hr guard duty, is the DUTY itself, not counting the time taken to prepare before n after.

ur Basic training before passing out, is not a holiday camp. coz holiday camp ppl dun scold n swear at u.

there are more things juz that i cant remember only.

rlsh07 SG

they are optimistic abt it n look on the bright side lo

corebooster SG

true lahx.

we wan look on the bright side also can.

The country cares for us, so everytime we leave the country, we will give them a Bon voyage call first.

Every year we are entitled for 14days chalet up to 13 usage.

Every year we get to go for Counter Striker and Olympics training, after the training, if we get top frag or top speed, we get money.

Mr. Green

eagle SG

They have been brainwashed

rlsh07 SG

there is a possibility there too

a-Lost-9uY SG

sumtimes ppl only c the surface of the water le without knowing wads below it..

n they will den say until like they know everytink inside out Laughing

SpeedStar SG

why care how they interpret? woman will never understand ns. just like guys will never know what is shi Yue huai tai Laughing

gigabyte14 SG

they don't know anything 1 la

they can't even tahan one week of bmt already

goldevil SG

me 4 th day of bmt sucidal already .

bmt is tough .

Embarassed

whitenoise SG

Your superiors are regulars? If not, well: talk is free. They are not bound by law to serve their nation; how would they understand what most guys go through?

ctstalin SG

they didn't go thru the same shyt we go thru Rolling Eyes Laughing

iamgina SG

i rather go NS once and for all and reservice yearly than to have those f cramps every mth -_____________-

SpeedStar SG

some of the guys break their legs on purpose just to avoid training. u think leh? Laughing

onlooker123 SG

Guys tend to lose out a lot in terms of pay & seniority because of the 2 years served.

kwlee SG

sad, they noe nothing! Surprised

Gordonator SG

sometimes ignorance is bliss. Laughing

confusedboi SG

now im 2 years lagging behind the gals Mad

just like all guys before..

bleahz

corebooster SG

juz think positive.

Mr. Green

9mths to ORD LO!!!!