The tonner ahh....
Blue flames first, then orange flames...Then all of us jumped off
the tonner in record time... 
A sergeant nearby (sect 1 comm) shouted "OEI OEI OEI!!!" (dunno why
he did not shout FIRE)... grabbed a fire extinguisher and became
the hero of the day...
No DB for the idiot... He got 7 extras only... (Probably some
higher authority did some stunts)