How to make a girl smile

SJS6638 SG

i pay you by milo tins can?

Cannot.

ArJoe SG

Use the sweet phrases you learn In literature

Mr Milo SG

literature isn’t my fort though Crying or Very sad

my English level cannot decipher poems as well Crying or Very sad

Anyway, i shouldn’t try too hard or i will get the reverse effect

SJS6638 SG

Milo mr, I suppose you meant literature isn"t your forte . ..................

Go peel a rose and peel 1 petal she likes you peel another she does not .... go and on ........

ArJoe SG

Give her diamond ring then

charlize SG

jumping jumping everybody.

ArJoe SG

literature isn’t my fort though Crying or Very sad

my English level cannot decipher poems as well Crying or Very sad

Anyway, i shouldn’t try too hard or i will get the reverse effect

I know right English lit sucks Chinese lit still ok

SJS6638 SG

I know right English lit sucks Chinese lit still ok

I like both but like english lit more. Love the victorian period best.

ArJoe SG

I like both but like english lit more. Love the victorian period best.

That's because ur English is better than your Chinese... for me is the other way round.. although I do enjoy the stories a lot.. Did you take both Chinese lit and English lit?

Craptalkone SG

spedn the effort when its worth it. now even people present themselves in front of you are wearing mask only. words of the wise one. dont get so hard up for people to praise you or wanna make yourself look good. face value is no value, really.

Mr Milo SG

yet in reality, we tend to take face value as the truth whereas when the truth is there, spoken and made for all to see, we dismiss it.

what kind of society is this?

Craptalkone SG

no women can make me laff, so far only a few.

vicki pang, Ms choy, pamela wong (the one based at tampiness),haruna ono and the rest of scandal, cheryl lim,zhaolifeng,

Ravechowkh SG

You can try this. I use this trick before.

Use a paper and write hahahahahahahaha or .哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 continuously. Then promo to her with a question( if she's free) "want me to show you something that will make you laugh?"

Ask her to read what you wrote quickly and precisely.

Somehow it works and broke the ice.

Wataudoing23 SG

I cant maje gf smile, went sentosa resort world near hard rock cafe in hotel wentvto ask a malay youngster a local for direction to hard rock he gave a black face pointed there and turn face away. If he not happy working as greeting staff, can go home and laze around, if cannot take customers sneering then better not work, upon return saw him again and pointed to him, a real kar nar sai

Audreypangz SG

shower her with gift

choong117 SG

open a briefcase full of cash $$$$$ and hold a rose in another hand .. bet she will smile good

Wataudoing23 SG

cant even make myself smile loh, reno tsunami, better dont use dr cool aircon service, very slow to come and can forget location too, servie not very good, must be careful when do aircon, the copper cable, refrigerant, fan coil and piping must be done well and properly to prevent leaking, when doing lighting or any drilling into your ceiling or house make sure contractor use wall plug to prevent cracking your perforated walls and ceiling, best is stand there watch them do loh. jia sai loh.

went lorenzo flagship store at aljunied few months ago, no good leh not many people during weekends, items on sale cannot rserved till after reno, pushing for sales and extended warranty and customer service not good and product knowledge poor. tot listed company very established, but you must know lorenzo is specialised in sofa only but not good, and their wood furniture poor pricing and terrible, dont expect to find and buy all your furniture there, jia sai leh.

Wataudoing23 SG

vhive, slumberland, hoo kee, OG stores, wmf, robinson bedding dept, robinson stores, ikea, bhg stores, pan tech lighting, crockery all not good, cant make me smile but make me frown, wah rhyme leh, the best of the best and cream of the crop and the only way to make you happy when doing reno shopping, is to seat at home wwatch world cup, drink redbull, coke, beer, eat potato chips, chocolate, ice cream, all tidbits, on comfortable sofa, under aircon in living room, with laptop on, surf online search and buy all your things online, no need leg work no need sweat and no need breathe in bacteria and virus infected air outside, no crowd and go toilet any time you want happily. fear of goods after delivering not up to par or your likes, then just send back ask for refund within 7 days la, simple, and exchange other item and buy online again.

Wataudoing23 SG

also that night went kong tai, bought something and another hand carried a watson bag out the man staff outside looked at my watson bag as i need to put one hand out to move out another hand with another item, like that they also suspect i bought things already leh, jia sai loh. ntuc fairprice stores all same like amk and tampines and all stores la, once in store carry a bag full of four leaves bread put in basket carry around in early moring in fairprice their internal security also looked at it, you want eat bread go bu your own la kar nar sai. all jia sai people everyday meet so many, why they like jia sai leh hahaha

Wataudoing23 SG

carry haver sack girl, please stand further in front i lift as always pushing others to end of lifet wall, look down also cannot scared others thought looking into their bags, look on top at moving floor numbers people thought look at their back, only way is look side way but neck strain ah, so either put down bag in life or if scared take life with man, girls can alwasy wait for another life or best take stairs its healthy living leh huat ah.

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