This is my rifle. There are
many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I
must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I
must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who
is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I
will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the
rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We
know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will
learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength,
its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever
guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever
guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will
keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the
defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are
the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace!
This was a version I had to memorise as a poor sod in SISPEC...
because I was from a garang coy. Adapted from the USMC Rifle's
Creed...It's nice to hear and all... but try reciting this during a
shiong outfield day.. haahaa... First three lines were fine... then
after that you kinda forget the lines.... 
Anyone also kenna this creed? Haha...
