I know there are worse things out there than this, but pardon me
and allow me to let some steam off the top of a box. Feel feel to
use it once I've stepped off.
There must be fecking bedbugs in the guardroom (Mod Double-L knows
which camp I'm talking about). Thought nothing about the welts on
my body at the end of duty this morning (could've been dust) but
they're still itching right now. 
Does it have anything to do with area cleaning? What action can I
suggest?
Cheers, all. *Descends*