the Bear SG Prez: you know we trying to get 6.5m people in singapore? dude: wtf?? no place to stand already still want 6.5m?? Prez: you think i care? i die already by then and my children all go to another country dude: i will try not to stab you with my bayonet... so go away quickly Prez: okay okay... i go... but be prepared to spend the rest of your NS life in DB
fudgester SG President: 'Eh Seng... you want one kopi now?' CPL Seng: 'How is that possible, sir?' President: 'Your coffeeshop's open.'
Gordonator SG President: "PTE, why u never shave?" PTE: "Sorry Sir, I forget." President: "Nevermind, later u go back sign 7."
Manager433 SG I want to add in something important here. Those who President talk to pre-planned one. MediaCorp commentator give the game away lah. If never pre planned how stupid commentator know the police char bor Nathan talk to serve how many years in police???
SGpork SG president: hi..how are u ? can tahan or not..had dinner already? tahan abit more ar..old liao n u look at me like a ball..i try to walk faster..later go behind got hao liao for u..
Gordonator SG President: "Sgt, later tell your men go clean up the stadium after the parade." 3SG: "But Sir, this year the sai kang party is 3 Guards leh." President: "Must have integrity mah. Later Stand by Stadium at 2200."
nightzip SG First to the CDO : Where is the best prata located? Have murthabak or not? Then to the Navy : How is food in the Navy? Would you like a menu C? To Air-Force : Do you fly aeroplane? (put people aeroplane?) So you drive plane or not? To the police : How many thieves have you caught? How many more you intend to catch before you retire? Keep up the good work !!! pure jokin only.
Icemoon SG I believe their conversation is like this: President: Do you know who I am? Soldier: No, encik!
monoslayer SG nathan: Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it? lady: ...................................give up. nathan: Ah Dou! cos Dou Sa Bao! *laugh to himself* lady: *forced smile*
deli_1971 SG CHANGED President: How do you think of our prime minister? Soldier replied: We are very fortunate to have such a wonderful prime minister President: Fine, I will ask your CO to give you 21 days off in lieu
