CHAIN OF COMMAND
CO to junior officer during lunch "noticed the battalion
cleanliness standard has dropped (hint hint)
Junior Officer (eager to please) "Yes sir, i will do something
about it by the end of the day"
JO to CSM "encik can u get some guys to clean up the battalion, CO
make noise"
CSM (20+ plus years in army, just want to finish peacefully and get
pension) "ah okay sir no problem"
CSM to any unlucky spec that walks by "eh, get your guys go and
clean up the building, nbcb u all need me to conduct standby area
is it?"
Spec (tio hang liao) "yes encik i go do now"
Spec falls men in (obviously disgruntled, the lunchtime nap
interrupted) "csm ask us to do area cleaning. okay this group clean
toilet, this group parade sq..blah blah blah"
Men "wah lau eh sargeant, do liao got off or not, everytime do
saikang no off"
Spec (if good) "okay lah you all do swee swee i recommend csm give
u all 1 day off"
(if bad) "you all cb want to bargain. Okay lor. You all do, got no
off. Don't do, sign extra. Do but fcuked up standard, no need to
say."
Men (grumbling) "hanar okay lah"
TBC...
