Real one.... let me tell you how a typical conversation with her
goes.. she usually call Camp Ops room or Gd Rm.
"hello, are you malay?" (if you say yes, she will ask for a chinese
guy)
Chinese guy comes...
"Hello, this is Sgt XX, how may i help you"
Helen: "hello, how are you?, are you tall?"
Sgt XX: "Hello, this is an army camp, are you looking for somebody?
how can i help you?"
Helen: " do you wear spectacles? are you tall?"
From here onwards... it is up to Sgt XX if he wants to carry on
talking..
if you do... Helen will say, "actually ah, i want to ask you if i
can drop by your camp, do you need any friends? i am actually from
Changi V"