Just take it like a man and do your job, soldier.
Whining will take you nowhere. Other people have to walk while you
can happily drive. And you can proudly tell everyone, 'Hey, I drive
a tank!' and everyone will go 'wahhhh.....' . I know tank
maintenance is a real pain in the a*s*s, but hey, every vocation
has its pros and cons.
Sheesh man... what is it going to take? A built in DVD player and
TV in your tank? Air conditioning, a mini-bar and a personal
butler? Or would you like your tank be replaced with a Mercedes
instead?
Stop your antics and do your job, kiddo.