wats the craziest thing u done during ur NS?

last SG · 2005-10-17T10:46:43+00:00

i tink wat he meant was he chose to be in DB rather than in APC

monoslayer SG

mine was emptying 1 packet of foot powder into my chao keng section mate’s water bottle jus mins b4 our 16k route march… he went to the toilet n left his sbo lying around, i emptied the powder into his left bottle n my fren ‘took care’ of his rite one… after pouring den start to worry cos dunno whether he will die anot… hahahaha…

crazy monkey SG

damn stupid if you buay song blanket him at end of course. to mess up with someone’s water during training is farking stupid. wake up your idea.

Gordonator SG

LOL! in the end he got drink or not? Laughing

Rockhound SG

tricked a kengster

we told him to hide in a 'victim's' cupboard

we then locked the cupboard and he shook the cupboard and make ghostly noises so as to frighten the victim....

we then unwind the fire hosereel and adjusted the the nozzle to a gap beneath the cupboard

and we let loose with water...

let him soak a while inside.....

plus we attempted to fill the interior of the cupboard with mosquito coil smoke...but decided not to in case he ran out of air...

ditzy SG

Doing 75km/h in a bx without a seatbelt. Laughing

monoslayer SG

yup!! he drank from the bottle during the water parade b4 the march n threw up at the first gulp! he complained to our spec but the spec jus plainly ask him to refill his bottle... he chao keng too much liao tats y no spec wanna bother abt him..

monoslayer SG

so wat makes u think blanket him is a better method?? wat if u accidentally injure him n result to permanent injuries?? u have ur way of dealing wif chao keng mates n we have ours. mayb it was a crazy idea but sometimes u need these small little things to add some spice to ur army life.

cod SG

Why you appoint yrself chaokeng police? So when yr CO chao keng u also go poison him?

You are trying to defend yr actions when it is BLATANTLY STUPID AND RETARDED, not crazy. If you poisoned him after training has ceased, e.g. nite snack drink when everyone bua long long, it is not that bad. He can recover next day.

But just before training, and on a route march where water is needed. You sir is a moron. Please put things into perspective.

LazerLordz SG

Foot powder is not something for a harmless trick.

fudgester SG

Agreed. Talc isn't poisonous by itself, but we're talking about drinking water here. It won't be funny at all if the guy decided not to drink out of the talc-laden water bottle and got heat injuries as a result.

Gordonator SG

nevertheless it is not wise of u to do that even if that guy really is a chao keng kia. remember u must take resposibilities of your actions. always think twice before u go something foolish. lives might be at sake here. u don't want to regret if anything bad happens to him right?

anyway, there are many other harmless ways to get back at him, u don't have to "poison" him. do the right thing, at the right time at the right place. Laughing

oxford mushroom SG

Craziest thing? Pointed my rifle at my PC!

We were harbouring for the night in field camp...middle of the night my PC came to steal my buddy's rifle but I was a light sleeper and I saw him. I waited until his back was turned to me and then I push my rifle as hard as I could at his back and asked for the password. He somehow forgot the password or was too shocked to remember. (Later my encik said I gave him a bad bruise with my rifle muzzle). He said he was the PC and ordered me to move my rifle away. At the time I hated these people always trying to steal our rifles and give us extras...so I said I didn't care who he was. If he could not give the password, I would shoot. At that moment my encik heard the commotion and came with the OC.....

I nearly kenna extra...But I explained what happened and said I could not see his face, didn't recognize his voice and the PC couldn't give the password...the OC laughed it off and my PC somehow felt he couldn't punish me. Lucky that was summary exercises and soon after that we passed out or else I shall kenna marked..

wuming78 SG

i think you did the right thing and if i were the PC or OC, of course, i wouldnt punish you.

crazy monkey SG

during one of the icts one guy from rifle coy strip naked and dance in the middle of parade square at nite. Laughing

Gordonator SG

did he knew people was watching? Laughing

fudgester SG

During BMT field camp, I was woken up by the constant tugging of my rifle against my arm (I had wrapped the rifle sling around my arm). Through hazy eyes I saw an instructor's hand grabbing my rifle and trying to pull it away from me.

I simply whacked his arm really hard and went back to sleep.

I never found out who that instructor was. Laughing

crazy monkey SG

yes. that time middle of the night. exercise cut and must ppl stay out. i think the person and his fren were drinking before that. Laughing

caleb_chiang SG

Driving at nearly 100km/h using an ammo tonner??? Laughing

martin_lim85 SG

dancing like the bar pole dancer in font of my maj and other lower rank officers and specs Laughing

SpecOps87 SG

Well,PC or who also cannot punish what. What if really is someone who is trying to stun the rifle away,if u dunnoe the password,u shud kena