I'm surprised that no one here has told you the ultimate keng
technique - go to the highest floor of a HDB flat, look down, then
jump - no more problems, no more worries.
IMPORTANT: Looking down is important - if there are people below,
wait for them to move away first before jumping. This is to avoid
harming the innocent.
You fucking asshole; you are a disgrace to all the male in
Singapore, and to all those who had served (and is serving) in NS.
You are worse than the wimps that Philip Yeo of A*Star talked
about.