Years ago, my friend passed out of OCS and wanted to have a good
life after that. He knew they were looking for some officers to
send to Guards but there was also an opening in the NCC Training
School (that was years ago). But how to get out of Guards and get
into NCC School where there is a chance to see secondary school
girls as part of your job?
At his interview, they asked him where he would like to go. He said
immediately, "Guards. But I really prefer Special Ops." Surprised,
his officers asked him why. He said, " I like to hear men scream
when I plunge my bayonet into their bodies and slowly pull their
guts out...you know what I would really like? I want to cut their
hearts out before they can even scream.."
They sent him to NCC School....after a visit to the SAF
psychiatrist.
