Joshua1975 SG sgt to a PL of hokkian peng. sgt: gentleman. for the next 3 mth, one of the main thing you will learned will be call INTEGRITY. rec abc: sgt. what is integrity? sgt: it mean one for all, all for one. rec abc since you ask, i will teach you all now. rec abc knock it down, now. (rec abc knock it down the rest still standing.) sgt: ccb, what the fcuk the rest waiting for? whole lot knock it now. rec abc this is what i call INTEGRITY. understand? rec abc: yes sgt.
gnoik SG Haha i remember 1 similar... Sgt:knock it down all lot! rec:1,2...18,19 Sgt:how many more? rec:1(want) more Sgt: ok crutches position change..
fudgester SG 'Hoi! Excuse thinking is it?!?!?!' 'Grandfudder's army is it!?!?!?!' Sgt to RECs (in pumping position): How many more? RECs (in unison): MANY MANY MORE!!!!! When part of the platoon is sitting in the sun while the rest are in the shade: 'One in the sun, all in the sun! One in the shade, all in the shade!'
Joshua1975 SG ya... more like of a starting phrase for a song leh. here we go again, same old s.hit again. up and down this avenue 0 days and we'll be through.
Gordonator SG i remember back then as a recruit, every saturday morning will definitely sing, "Today is my book out day, book out, book out." then the following day book in, will definitely sing, "here we go again, same old s.hit again."
cornyfish2000 SG Goodness.. wonder when these army songs were first invented... Classics man... something which all NSFs past and present can identify with.
Hellraiza SG i remember when i first reported there for checkup....i lit up a cigarette immediately after i left the building....seriously i didnt know couldnt smoke.... when i reach the gate the guard stare at me eyes wide open...before he could open his mouth i finish my cigarette already...threw it on the floor, whereby the MP said "please pick that up sir....." i really miss the power of being a civilian...lol..
Bejean SG A nice trick i played on some trainees during Guards Conversation Course.... Saturday day aka bookout day, the men just finished eating lunch in the cookhouse, formed up at platoon level at company line liao, i walked over to my platoon and asked them : Me : Guys, today is what day? Men : Sgt Today is book out day loh Me : Lanjiao understand! Today is Saturday! Whole lot knock it down! Men : @[email protected]$#% (pumping position) Me : Recover! All fuck off in one minute from camp and go get some fucks. Men : Yes Sgt!! I always like to tease them...keke...
cod SG Recruit stage: "Start from zero" "Cant hear you" "Yuuuuuuuuum Seeeeeeeeeeeng" "CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR" "Auntie can give more?" "SIAO LIAO!1!! Where my 11B?" Unit stage: "Go sign [number]" "CB, kena arrow again"
Joshua1975 SG still have another... PTE: sgt, i cannot contact my girlfren leh. how arh? can i book out? SGT: ermmm... no, the camp need to you do guards duty.
LazerLordz SG This happened in my camp guardroom before... DO:"Do you people know what's a turnout or stand to?" Guards: "Erm, not very sure., sir" DO: "And you SGT, do you know?" G2IC: "I'm not entirely sure , Sir.." DO: "Eh, your three stripes from SISPEC or not?" Guards snicker a bit.Silently of course.. G2IC: "Sir, I was from OETI." DO: "I don't recognise any SGT rank not from SISPEC one.." Now we all turned inflamed inside.Cuz he just looked down on our training school in one sentenced.Turns out the 2WO had served his time in SISPEC as a PC.. That happened a long time ago..
sylvester134 SG SAF Terms Soldier Definition when you sign on kum lan pass out from course sia lan your boss don't give chance lau lan you do something with no result lan pa pa lan sabo king kwai lan missing promotion tu lan kana condemn lan lan early release kio tio gu lan going ROD/ORD boh hew lan do nothing cho boh lan come back for reservist cho si mi lan doing shit jobs kana lan woman join Army mulan
