funny outfield/training

Gordonator SG

the next army open house is in 2006. don't forget to come hor! Mr. Green

one-niner SG

depends lah some women do like the army, look at the female guards officer and her buddy, who last appt was a 120 MM Mortar PC in a SIR ...

but i got to admit the ladies BMT in OCS is hell as compared to the guys.the 2 lady sergeants(those from Alpha will noe them. they also double as the signal instructors) really whack the poor gals till crying , i seen gals break down due to the tekan they dish out.

wuming78 SG

these are the rare breed. although many gers are now more sporty and more outdoors, going to the army is probably still the last thing they will ever do.

geruicheng SG

A few funny incident that I can recall.....

I'm from Armour, AI to be precise. We used to carry a lot of food in our m113 (Lychees Longan, Bread etc ) during outfield.

One particular outfield, one of my platoon mate need to do big business, don't have tissue paper, grabbed one piece of gardenia bread as toilet paper. Comment from him was that it was the softest 'toilet paper' he ever used.

Another incident, we are at lugger/harbour (whatever) all tele-j were laid. CO walking around inspecting us. Saw my friend manning the tele-j.

CO: Yo! You know how toused the tele-j?
Man: Yes Sir! This sort of things idiot-proof one!
CO: Ok. Get your OC on the line.
Man: Yes Sir! .... Sir what is the telephone no?

Another incident, I(MG gunner) is assigned with 2 others to provide a support firing base while others advanced. After tracking a few km to our fire base, we realize that the 4 boxes of MG rounds we are carrying contains empty cartidges that we have picked up the morning before.. My PC make us shot "Bang! Bang!" all the way until the platoon complete their flanking assault.

jzzy011561s SG

BMT Field Camp

Part 1
I got this bunkmate super blur one. Field Camp can only powder bath right, and the sgt check whether we were fully powdered by telling us to pull our underwear and let it snap back. He shouted "Ease spring, squeeze trigger" to tell us to do so. Of course we knew what he meant and pulled our underwears. This bunkmate go and pick up his M16(Remember, rifle must be with you at all times) and Ease spring Squeeze trigger! He carried on 20.....

Part 2
Same bunk mate again 3rd day of field camp. We got welfare so can bathe at FIBUA village but still need to powder bath. This time another sgt use the word "cock" as in cock rifle to get us to pull our underwear. When it came to this bunk mate's turn, sgt shout "cock!"........he pulled DOWN his underwear and showed sgt his C***!!! He carried on 30.....

Gordonator SG

Shocked

i was laughing my head off when i came to part 2. this kind of sotong is really what made BMT memorable.

fudgester SG

Reminds me of my SIT test...

My platoon sgt ordered all of us to powder bath. We were to go up to the instructors and do the 'e-spring, squeeze trigger' thing once we were done. The instructors were all having their fresh rations dinner then while sitting in a semicircle.

I accidentally dumped too much powder down there.... needless to say, when I did the drill in front of my instructors, the resulting 'mushroom cloud' was huge..... My instructors' food all got coated with the powder. Mr. Green

Needless to say, I had to carry on 30...... since I was LAW gunner some more, I had to lay the M16 across my hands and sling the LAW across my back.

sidestep1984 SG

i was wondering...during outfield training...can u opt not wearing undies? will u get punished for not wearing them in the outfield?

pika1987 SG

would it be more cooling liddat? Laughing

sidestep1984 SG

well...in my view...dont need to pack or care abt undies...they'll be forever wet anywaes if it rains or doing watermanship....

anywaes..somehow the onli time i dont get abrasions is when i wear no undies..or wear my polyester-cotton underwear which i onli have 1....

so i guess not wearing undies is a good thing in my case...just wondering whether its allowed

fudgester SG

When I wear undies while going outfield, I more often than not get groin abrasions. Apparently when my seams of my undies get wet with sweat, they become heavier and rougher, making my groin more prone to abrasions.

Instead I started wearing bicycle tights. They're a little expensive ($15-$16 at any good sports shop) and retain heat in your groin region. Since then, however, I have never gotten any abrasions in my groin and on the thighs.

Just make sure you drink more water to counteract the heat-retaining effect of the bicycle tights. Smile

[email protected] SG

Laughing
Fuck damn funny!
can't breathe...

[email protected] SG

shes a gal. Razz

anyways reminds me of the time we were doing a leapfrog movement up a hill. my section had done it earlier on and we watched section 2 do it. their point guy reached near the top, then when he stood up to charge, his pants fell down. whole platoon collapsed in laughter at the sight of him trying charge half hopping, with one hand holding the rifle, the other trying to pull his pants up.

[email protected] SG

female sgts in OCS? were they from 3SIG? think i know who they are. was in SOS(now SI) when they posted out to 3SIG.

[email protected] SG

got one guy also. the sgt told us to pull the band of the underwear back. but that fella thot wad, n showed my sgt his cock. poor sgt trying to dig his own eyeballs out after that.

[email protected] SG

actually, during my BMT, bicycle shorts were not allowed due to them increasing the chances of heat injuries.

sidestep1984 SG

yeah....i have tights too....but wondering whether the concept of not wearing underwear for outfield is allowed or not...

fudgester SG

As heng said, it's not allowed during BMT..... The rationale being that it's better to have abrasions than to have heat injuries. Remember, Tekong is on average 1 degree Celcius hotter than mainland Singapore.

If and when you do go to unit, however, the rules governing this may be different.

Heck, my unit issued everyone with bicycle tights just before we flew off to Brunei.

They issued these tights just 2-3 days after I bought my tights.... $16 down the drain...... Rolling Eyes

[email protected] SG

oh thats cool(er, no pun intended)

sidestep1984 SG

not wearing underwear causes heat injuries?

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