1. Youre concerned that your No. 4 makes you look fat.
2. Your Counterstrike abilities dont translate at the range.
3. You take the old army saying, Your gun is your wife way too
seriously.
4. You ask your OC if your mummy can take the bunk next to
you.
5. You just cant find a handbag that will match your boots.
6. You always forget which part of the grenade to throw.
7. The rank you hope to attain in the Air Force is Chief
Stewardess.
8. Youre being persuaded by those voices in your head.
9. You love horse-riding and you heard SAF got a lot of white
ones.
10. You cant be a Regular, because youre more like a XXL.
11. Back in school, even the NCC downgraded you.
12. You just cant understand why the Navy vessels all dont have a
casino onboard.
13. You think the M16 is an unsuitable weapon for a Jedi
Knight.
14. As if having to squat wasnt bad enough, you also cant do it
outdoors.
15. Oh, that small incident where you drove the tank into the
cookhouse
16. Yes, you may have more combat experience than the average NSF,
but that was World War II, Ah Kong.
17. Your last job was operating a dunking tank at a fun fair.
18. Your IQ is above 50.
19. You think itll improve your chances of scoring with women
look how you kept being approached by those chicks in Thailand and
Taiwan!
20. You want to make it to OCS so you can bring your boyfriend to
your POP.
21. You actually want to go to war.
-from www.talkingcock.com
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